newcandlesoldflames:

Im such a selfish fuck. Im a fucking terrible girlfriend.

(via foxhoundunit)

period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

atheistoverdose: Some people could learn a thing or two from good guy jew

atheistoverdose:

Some people could learn a thing or two from good guy jew

(via newcandlesoldflames)

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo: What English Majors Do Submitted by: eruantale.net

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

What English Majors Do

Submitted by: eruantale.net

letsfuckliz: “Pill Poppin’ Penis Lovin’ Satan’s Girl!” It’s like they know me or something :’) 

letsfuckliz:

“Pill Poppin’

Penis Lovin’

Satan’s Girl!”

It’s like they know me or something :’) 

(Source: satanic--hispanic, via newcandlesoldflames)

cupio-scire-omne:

Marriage is not about religion.
Atheists marry.
Marriage is not about procreation.
The infertile marry.
Marriage is not about finance.
It can weave poverty.
Marriage is about love.
That’s it.
And that’s beautiful.

(via newcandlesoldflames)

everything-is-itself: blackkolors: AMERICA Omg.

everything-is-itself:

blackkolors:

AMERICA

Omg.

(Source: qoafosho, via newcandlesoldflames)

(Source: questlikeatribe, via foxhoundunit)

hijesssica: Susie Q (1996) Wish Upon A Star (1996) Tower of Terror (1997) Halloweentown (1998)  My Date With The President’s Daughter (1998)Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999) Horse Sense (1999) The Thirteenth Year (1999) Smart House (1999)Johnny Tsunami (1999) Seventeen Again (2000) The Other Me (2000) Up, Up, and Away (2000) Life Size (2000) Model Behavior (2000) The Color of Friendship (2000) Rip Girls (2000) Quints (2000) Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000) Phantom of the Megaplex (2000) The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000) Jumping Ship (2001) Motocrossed (2001) Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001) The Luck of the Irish (2001) Double Teamed (2002) Cadet Kelly (2002) Tru Confessions (2002) Get a Clue (2002) Gotta Kick It Up! (2002) A Ring of Endless Nights (2002) The Even Stevens Movie (2003) Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (2003) You Wish (2003) Right On Track (2003) The Cheetah Girls (2003) Pixel Perfect (2004) Zenon: Z3 (2004) Stuck in the Suburbs (2004) Tiger Cruise (2004) Halloweentown High (2004) Go Figure (2005) These movies are SO mature compared to recent Disney Channel Original Movies. 

hijesssica:

Susie Q (1996)

Wish Upon A Star (1996)

Tower of Terror (1997)

Halloweentown (1998) 

My Date With The President’s Daughter (1998)

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century (1999)

Horse Sense (1999)

The Thirteenth Year (1999)

Smart House (1999)

Johnny Tsunami (1999)

Seventeen Again (2000)

The Other Me (2000)

Up, Up, and Away (2000)

Life Size (2000)

Model Behavior (2000)

The Color of Friendship (2000)

Rip Girls (2000)

Quints (2000)

Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire (2000)

Phantom of the Megaplex (2000)

The Ultimate Christmas Present (2000)

Jumping Ship (2001)

Motocrossed (2001)

Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge (2001)

The Luck of the Irish (2001)

Double Teamed (2002)

Cadet Kelly (2002)

Tru Confessions (2002)

Get a Clue (2002)

Gotta Kick It Up! (2002)

A Ring of Endless Nights (2002)

The Even Stevens Movie (2003)

Eddie’s Million Dollar Cook-Off (2003)

You Wish (2003)

Right On Track (2003)

The Cheetah Girls (2003)

Pixel Perfect (2004)

Zenon: Z3 (2004)

Stuck in the Suburbs (2004)

Tiger Cruise (2004)

Halloweentown High (2004)

Go Figure (2005)

These movies are SO mature compared to recent Disney Channel Original Movies. 

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY